December 2009
6 posts
“I’ve got on a white t-shirt and nothing at all underneath…you can...”
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12.19 Sat - Dinner
My mother left for a funeral today (to San Francisco and then a road trip to Modesto) so my sisters and I had to cook for ourselves. Being their indecisive selves, they planned on making 10 dishes before finally settling on Chicken Alfredo (which they always seem to settle on).
I think they’ve mastered the art of it this time around and I’ve figured out the best method for the perfect...
“Be sure to wear lots of underwear, so if you get rape it’ll take them longer and...”
– Someone’s mother
http://mymomisafob.com/2008/11/16/rape-prevention-tactics/